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February 21st, 2009 Filed under: Bottle Store, Work | Tags:

Liquor

Liquor

After my little rant about crappy customer service, I’ve tried to give customers the best service I possibly can while working at the Bottle Store. Sometimes though customers just ask the stupidest questions.

Today a woman in her forties approached me and asked “So this Vodka stuff, is that like Gin?”. I told her that Vodka and Gin are similar in that both are produced from grains etc. The difference between the two is that Gin is flavoured with juniper berries. Damn good answer if you ask me. Then she asked “I always drink Gin, but it gives me a headache in the morning, will Vodka give me a headache?” Umm, what the hell am I meant to say to that. I suppressed the laughter and politely said that different liquor has different affects on people, but most people would experience hangovers or ‘headaches’ after a big night of drinking. To which she said “Oh, that’s no good, I think I’ll look somewhere else then.” and left the store.

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  1. 1 J Bluevibe said at 1:46 am on February 21st, 2009:

    he he nice answers to an obviously "concerned" customer, please let us know if she finds the shop that sells booze that doesn't give you a hangover!

  2. 2 whataboutki said at 2:41 am on February 21st, 2009:

    Yeah, you be on to a winner if you could find that store.

  3. 3 da powa trippa said at 3:22 am on February 21st, 2009:

    great to see your dedication levels are still out of this stratosphere:I'm impressed.Now if we can get
    Greyy Dogg to smile a little more,I may leave the superliquorland a contented man…

  4. 4 Sean said at 6:11 pm on February 21st, 2009:

    Great story, proves that some people are just born stupid.

  5. 5 Blair said at 9:20 am on March 1st, 2009:

    I think we all know who the greatest Halswell SL salesman of all time is and Ki-tronic it ain't you, nor is it Da Powa rippa, Snoop Dogg, LL Cool Ross, Mad Dogg, Gaydacious, Frodo or Lampoon Larry.

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