The New Paper Sissors Rock

October 15th, 2009 Filed under: Life | Tags: games, students, stupid

Ok, I know I haven’t been updating the site lately, but I have just been too busy with my assignments for uni. That being said, I just handed in my last two big ones which only leaves one to go, so expect to be hearing/reading more form me in the near future.

Anywho, while at uni late last night I over heard some students talking. They were trying to decide on something an one of them suggested playing Paper Sissors Rock for it. This is where it got interestingly hilarious. This is the conversation that followed:

Guy 1: Let’s Paper Sissors Rock for it.
Guy 2: Fuck off that is sooo stupid! I mean paper wraps up rock, so what? Unwrap the paper and the rock is structurally undamaged! It’s stupid.
Random Guy from across the computer lab: The idiots got a point.
Guy 2: Thanks… I think.
Guy 1: Laughs…. well what do you suggest?
Guy 2: I’ll Steve Irwin you for it!
Guy 1: Steve Irwin what the fuck?
Guy 2: You can either be Steve Irwin, a crocodile or a sting ray.
(Chuckles erupt around the lab)
Guy 2: Steve catches the croc. The croc eats the sting ray and the sting ray kills Steve. (demonstrating the hand actions)
Random guy next to me: God damn and I thought I was unpc!
Guy 1: Fine lets do it.
1-2-3
Guy 1 Holds up Croc and Guy 2 holds up two hands both Steve and the sting ray.
Guy 2: I win!
Guy 1: You can’t hold up both you fucking cheat.
Guy 2: It’s my game. I make the rules. Bitch.
Bickering ensues.

This is a classic example of what goes down in a university computer lab at 2 am the night before assignments are due. Priceless.

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I is a Good Teacher!

January 7th, 2009 Filed under: Pre-School, Work | Tags: choke, stupid, teaching

Ok, so I was playing with some kids at work yesterday and one of them had 10 cents. Being the show pony that I am I started to do magic tricks for them; pulling the coin from behind their ears, eating it then pulling it out of my tummy etc. The kids loved it and thought I was fantastic.

This morning when I come to work my co-worker tells me that one of the kids just about choked last night after I went home. “Really” I said “What happened?”. “That’s the strange thing, for some reason he was trying to eat some money. He’s old enough to know not to do that.” she said. Oh crap!

Things like this happen I guess, you’ve just got to learn from them. I learnt not to demonstrate to children how to eat small wind pipe blocking objects. So today I am on my best behaviour. I really don’t want a dead kid on my conscious.

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