Too Early?

Ok, I know I haven’t been updating the site lately, but I have just been too busy with my assignments for uni. That being said, I just handed in my last two big ones which only leaves one to go, so expect to be hearing/reading more form me in the near future.

Anywho, while at uni late last night I over heard some students talking. They were trying to decide on something an one of them suggested playing Paper Sissors Rock for it. This is where it got interestingly hilarious. This is the conversation that followed:

Guy 1: Let’s Paper Sissors Rock for it.
Guy 2: Fuck off that is sooo stupid! I mean paper wraps up rock, so what? Unwrap the paper and the rock is structurally undamaged! It’s stupid.
Random Guy from across the computer lab: The idiots got a point.
Guy 2: Thanks… I think.
Guy 1: Laughs…. well what do you suggest?
Guy 2: I’ll Steve Irwin you for it!
Guy 1: Steve Irwin what the fuck?
Guy 2: You can either be Steve Irwin, a crocodile or a sting ray.
(Chuckles erupt around the lab)
Guy 2: Steve catches the croc. The croc eats the sting ray and the sting ray kills Steve. (demonstrating the hand actions)
Random guy next to me: God damn and I thought I was unpc!
Guy 1: Fine lets do it.
1-2-3
Guy 1 Holds up Croc and Guy 2 holds up two hands both Steve and the sting ray.
Guy 2: I win!
Guy 1: You can’t hold up both you fucking cheat.
Guy 2: It’s my game. I make the rules. Bitch.
Bickering ensues.

This is a classic example of what goes down in a university computer lab at 2 am the night before assignments are due. Priceless.

Here is the scavenger hunt list:

Photo of team with no less than 4 Asian tourists.

Photo of team on roof of a car parking building.

Photo of team on the free shuttle bus.

Photo of yesterday's front page of 'The Press'.

Photo of team in a lingerie department.

Photo of an event poster.

Photo of team surrounded by erotic items.

Photo of team holding an engagement ring in a jewelery shop.

Photo of team with sign "Where United and City" live.

Photo of team on a hotel bed.

Photo of team in a human pyramid.

Photo of team with a policeman.

Photo of a car that was manufactured before 1980.

Photo of a church steeple.

Photo of a book by author Tolken.

Photo of team sitting at an outside table of a cafe.

Photo of team hugging the Chalice.

Photo of a New Zealand flag.

Photo of team with time.

Photo of team in/by a fountain.

In the end, our team was the last to return, a whole 5 minutes late. We were also the only team to get photos of everything on the list. Although we did cheat a little by getting our photo with the movie of ‘Lord of the Rings’ instead of a book by Tolken.

Did we win? Nope, another team got a bonus for being the first back. A very big bonus. We were so robbed.